Penis Size Paranoia

Small Penis Humiliation

Gerard Kennedy who is research penis size says that fear of being too small is one of the things that drive men to internet dating sites where their nervousness won’t be visible:

Given that first impressions during dating situations are largely dependent on physical attractiveness, individuals with low physical self-esteem may find it easier to use the internet for dating and socializing purposes …

Science looks at the size issue

While men may be worrying about it they don’t even know how to measure their penis:

“We had to put something in there about using a flexible measuring device like a tape measure, or even a bit of paper and then putting that next to a ruler,” he said.

Does size matter?

A Penis By Any Other Name

General

From an overview of the most celebrated phalluses:

… In the mid-nineties, a Christian group stepped forward to declare that in an early wedding scene in Disney’s The Little Mermaid, the minister is sporting an erection. In addition, the videocassette of the film was purported to feature a golden phallus in place of a church spire. …

Seven Famous Penises In History

(Entry 1,000)

Auction Your Private Life

Embarrassing

More proof that the internet is the best thing ever.

Say you are a wife and you discover that your husband is cheating on you. Why don’t you sell the residue.

The evidence of which the seller speaks are the black lace panties and the condom wrapper she’s auctioning now.

eBay regards this as legitimate ‘therapy.’

Got emotional baggage to spare? Sell it on eBay!

Making Sex Education Better

Sex Education

Researchers have been examining what makes sex education meaningful. Several factors it turns out. Not least, someone at share your studies with:

“Students who had a sexual partner were more likely to say that there was class discussion going on with the regular teacher than those taught by the outside person. These kids were more likely to feel like there was discussion of these issues, rather than just the teacher lecturing to them,” he said.

Teacher-Student Relationships Key To Learning Health & Sex Education

Women Who Want to be Spanked by Men

Reassuring words from a man who spanks women for fun (for for both of them):

I normally set myself a limit of no one younger than 30 – they were an exception,’ he explains. ‘Women over 30 are mature enough to know what they want to experience.’

The world of erotic spanking unveiled

Full Body Orgasms

Press Release

With the Beijing Olympics just about to start, author and body-psychotherapist Oscar Naval is urging our competitors to tap into all their physical, mental and spiritual powers as they strive for gold.

Releasing his book Full Body Orgasm - Your Energy To Love, Health, Wealth, And Happiness to coincide with the opening of the Olympic Games on August 8, Oscar believes our elite athletes have an excellent chance of winning more medals than ever before if they draw on the power of the Full Body Orgasm flowing through their bodies.

“The full body orgasm (FBO) is unrestrained joy and pleasure that opens the doors of peak experiences in all aspects of life,” says Naval. “In other words, if you can fully experience the energy of an FBO, then you will experience joy and pleasure in everything you do in life.”

This book takes a holistic view of the meaning and the function of the orgasm in the broader sense of the word as it relates not only to sexuality (the body) but in the mind and spirit as well. The FBO is your life force energy. It is a rich, personal, spiritual connection with yourself, everyone, and everything you experience in life.”

Oscar says his newly-released book incorporates a catchy title about feeling that unrestrained joy and pleasure in your life everyday. “It is truly amazing to have a ‘Full Body Orgasm Lifestyle’ or what I like to call an ‘FBO Life’. I know this may sound a bit strange to call it a lifestyle BUT that’s the best description for really feeling that good.”

His personal growth book equates the living of an uneventful life to that of a quick sneeze, “… the orgasm may be analogous to a sneeze-a pelvic sneeze, if you will. There is a slight build up and then, “Ah-choo!” It’s over - and so goes your life.”

Oscar says that an FBO life is true wealth. Gerry Robert, the best-selling author of Millionaire Mindset and president of LifeSuccess Publishing, one of the publishers of the FBO book, commented that: “having the concepts of the energy of sex and money in the same book is amazing.”

US born, and now based in Melbourne, Australia, Oscar holds a Diploma of Body-centred Psychotherapy from the Institute of Core Energetics, Australia. He is also a Hawaiian Lomi-lomi massage therapist.

Broke Penis Prothesis

Small Penis Humiliation

Here’s the guy who many wankers claim they want to be: a man whose penis is too small to satisfy his partner.

Grigory Toporov, 47, was fitted with the special prosthetic when he told doctors that he couldn’t measure up to his wife’s expectations in the bedroom.

The extension broke and she didn’t want a replacement.

“She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce.”

Wife divorces man over ‘broken’ penis

I Was a 6-Foot Penis!

Embarrassing

Thanks to Google this stunt will remain attached to Calvin Morett for the rest of his life. Hopefully he doesn’t want to be something like an accountant.

A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to an upstate city in New York for dressing as a 6-foot penis at a high school graduation.

Judge: NY man in penis costume must apologize

Action Brassiere

Crime & Punishment

German police-women have been provided with very heavily padded bullet-proof bras:

… 3,000 female cops have been issued with three apiece and are obliged to wear them on duty (not all at once, though, that would be silly). Just to make sure they are employed solely for utilitarian purposes and not for anything kinky, the banger-hangers are also printed with the word ‘police’ (or ‘der Polizist’, mayhap) …

Wόnderbra! German policewomen take ‘Action Brassiere’

Sporn

Internet

Sporn will be with us forever and I don’t see any harm in that.

These naughty — some would say obscene — creations have spawned an Internet meme, nicknamed “Sporn” — short for “Spore” porn.

For EA [Electronic Arts], the developer of “Spore,” it’s the downside to tapping into the booming user-generated content arena, which has made sites like YouTube, Flickr, MySpace, Facebook and Second Life so popular. These games and sites often allow people to create and host their own content in addition to creating cartoon personas, called avatars, for themselves.

Video game’s user content spawns naughty Web Sporn

Some aren’t shocked:

Honestly, I would call these people perverts. But you know what? What’s so bad about that? I think by definition, if most of us stopped being so restrictive of ourselves and others and just were, we’d all be defined as perverts under the current perception of what a pervert is. I say, let’s have fun with sex and stop being afraid of some freaking digital penises.

CNN on Spornography

Others ask questions:

Why spend twenty hours making an anatomically correct human when you can knock up a cock monster in half an hour?

Spore finished in less than a week

Nothing for me, what about you?

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