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Small Penis Humiliation Condoms

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:33:42 -0500

Author: brandon
Date: Feb 17, 2012 6:21 AM

hey Jennifer my names Brandon we could learn together. I am 20 years old and technically im a virgin because my small ass dick couldnt stay hard… anyways it vareies sometimes it can be like 5 to 6 inches but can be down to an 1 inch in size. i wanna have a partner and surprisingly everyone says i have a pretty cute lil penis lol. reply with a post if u wanna know more

Small Penis Humiliation & You

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:33:17 -0500

Author: chris
Date: Jan 23, 2012 9:22 AM

Yes Had to measure if for classmate who told every girl in that year! 1 1 and a bit inches small about 3 3/4 max 3.More humilated as it’s shrivelled not well formed looking shrivelled at the head end and with the tiniest hole not very good for intended purposes. 4.Very much so.The worst was being overseen at 13 by girls changing and being jeered at. shorter and better formed physically. Female teasing is a hottie for me.For me it would be being ‘caged’ by a powerful woman who’s milked at Her timetable and refitted it.

Small Penis Humiliation & You

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:33:17 -0500

Author: Richard
Date: Dec 8, 2011 4:46 PM

You aren’t alone. I wouldn’t be surprised if most guys who enjoy sPH don’t have normal size cocks but like the teasing and role play.

Small Penis Humiliation & You

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:33:17 -0500

Author: Astromechanic
Date: Dec 7, 2011 11:07 PM

My penis is actually around 7 inches erect. But for whatever reason I like pretending I have a small one and enjoy when girlfriends role play sph for me.

Those Sexy Vampires

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 06:52:18 -0500

Author: Duane
Date: Nov 29, 2011 6:24 PM

Vampires are powerful,controlling and yes the detached from humanity. From Bella ( the vampire not Edwards wife ) to Christopher to Gary Oldman,I have been fascinated by the subject as have millions around the world. Mrs. Meyers has continued that fascination for the new generation. Like it or not they are immortal and have past the test of time.

The Strange Rape Trial of Stanley Scott Sadler

Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:37:19 -0500

Author: kim
Date: Sep 4, 2011 1:42 AM

i knew the girl and you know what we were 14!!! what does a 14 year old girl really know about what they want or what they are doing sexually! she said she wanted to leave!

Zorita: Snake Goddess

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:13:54 -0500

Author: Irv O. Neil
Date: Aug 30, 2011 9:29 PM
URL: http://irvoneil.wordpress.com

Great pix of Zorita! In later years she owned a night club in Florida. She can be seen dancing against a giant spider web in the movie “Naughty New York.” I believe her snakes were often named “Elmer.” There’s a book about classic burlesque entitled Pretty Things by Liz Goldwyn that has some interesting material about Zorita.

Small Penis Humiliation & You

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:33:17 -0500

Author: anthonyjakes
Date: Aug 19, 2011 11:16 AM

Ever since i was dumped by Patti and Alexsandra (pseudonyms) because my dick was too small to satisfy their sexual desires i’ve been turned on by sph. i became a chronic masturbator and now i need humiliation to cum. Just thinking how inferior i am compared to real men makes my little dick hard and i have to jerk it off. girls laughing and humiliating me because of my little dick is the ultimate turn on. I simply luv it!

Rapper Has Small Penis Says Ex-Wife

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:08:37 -0500

Author: anthonyjakes
Date: Aug 19, 2011 11:10 AM

yeah i can believe that. Same thing happened to me when my ex Patti dumped me she said my little dick disgusted her. I couldn’t penetrate her satisfactorily and she used to catch me jerking off to porn all the time. She told all our friends how little my dick was when she divorced me.

Help! My Boyfriend is a Masochist!

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:45:34 -0500

Author: Benevolentbunny
Date: Aug 10, 2011 2:55 PM

Why do they “need” to split up? There are so many other options available to them! For example, if they are well matched in all other regards, he could find a trample-mate for that particular need, and remain with the woman for all other aspects of their relationship. For a contributor who seems sexually liberal, why jump only to solutions based on monogamy?

S&M For Beginners

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:28:32 -0500

Author: Benevolentbunny
Date: Aug 10, 2011 2:49 PM

Man Has Tiny Penis: Should She Bother?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:55:43 -0500

Author: Benevolentbunny
Date: Aug 10, 2011 2:44 PM

Large cocks are plentiful in this world, whereas people who are so closely matched to you in so many ways are not. So why not have the best of both worlds? Explain to your man that you love him deeply, but will also require periodic servicing by a man or men with large cocks. If he loves you, and you have a secure relationship, he may go with you on this one. You may be surprised at the number of women whose husbands are loving and intimate with them, and also support their sexual liaisons with other men. It’s ethical, and it’s pleasurable! If the alternative is to lose you man, why not give it a try? Good luck whichever way you go.

Embarrassed in Paris

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:37:12 -0500

Author: Richard
Date: Jul 29, 2011 4:20 PM

Translation are always appreciated. Thanks.

Embarrassed in Paris

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:37:12 -0500

Author: boolicker
Date: Jul 29, 2011 4:16 PM

In case anyone needs a translation: the girl says “It’s not at the [war] front only that trenches are dangerous.” The cartoon clearly date from some time shortly after World War I, but I’m not sure exactly what sort of a hole in the ground this is … unless it’s a fiction created so the cartoonist can tell the joke.

Miss Singapore's Penis Humor Offends

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:35:44 -0500

Author: Six of the best
Date: May 25, 2011 12:49 PM
URL: http://optimumonline.net

In Singapore, they cane naughty woman. Miss Singapore for all her sass, certainly deserves to be so punished. I hope one day she is sentenced to be caned by the courts. Six or more of the best strokes, should be given to her on her bare bottom.

Man Has Tiny Penis: Should She Bother?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:55:43 -0500

Author: anthonyjakes
Date: Mar 10, 2011 12:24 AM

I agree, dump him now. I tried marriage 3 times and each time after about a year of frustration my wife dumped me because of my inability to satisfy her sexually. The marriage can only last if the couple chooses cuckoldry. I would have loved such a relationship but none of my ex’s were into it. A little dicked man’s destiny is domination, sph and chronic masturbation all of which I now enjoy to the max.

Man Has Tiny Penis: Should She Bother?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:55:43 -0500

Author: Anonymous
Date: Mar 10, 2011 12:23 AM

Sarah Palin Porn

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 10:52:55 -0500

Author: anthonyjakes
Date: Mar 10, 2011 12:16 AM

Wow her stud of a husband, Todd must really be well hung - he’s certainly very handsome. I’d love to fluff him up and clean Sara up afterwards. As a couple they really turn me on.

Man Has Tiny Penis: Should She Bother?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:55:43 -0500

Author: Julie
Date: Mar 3, 2011 7:14 PM

Hi there I just want to say that I had married a guy with a little wee wee and suffered 5 yrs being faithful to his sorry excuse of existence. I was never satisfied until I met George, his cousin from California. Now I have a man real man with a real cock who knows how to satisfy a woman. Dump him sis. Julie

Do You Want to Write Pornographic Movies?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:07:43 -0500

Author: Anonymous
Date: Feb 13, 2011 5:14 PM

Before I was against any form of porn and lame plot in porn films, now with the global economic crisis and the companies venture together, any type of income, as long as it is legal and does not hurt anyone, is income. Writing porn for money why not??

Sarah Palin Porn

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 10:52:55 -0500

Author: Six of the best
Date: Jan 24, 2011 10:04 PM

Mamma Grizzle, or Sarah Palin, as she is known, needs a good spanking on her ‘bear’ {bare] bottom. Would’nt you agree?

Sarah Palin Porn

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 10:52:55 -0500

Author: Six of the best
Date: Jan 10, 2011 4:45 PM

I would love to have a ‘spanking good time’ with Sarah Palin. because I believe, she deserves ‘six of the best’, six of the very vest strokes, of my cane on her voluptous bare bottom.

Small Penis Humiliation & You

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:33:17 -0500

Author: Carl
Date: Jan 8, 2011 5:23 PM

The first time my girlfriend saw my dick she laughed and got out a ruler. My cock is 4.5” long and 4” in girth when erect, and only 2” flaccid. No, but she typically takes out the oversized dildo to make me feel extra tiny. Not worthless, but embarassed. I wish my dick was shorter My lover making my cock smaller as worships a huge cock.

Small Penis Humiliation & You

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:33:17 -0500

Author: al
Date: Jan 2, 2011 1:47 AM

Have girls learned about your small penis and laughed at you? In high school, college - maybe your wife? yes i have heard it alot. How short and thin is your cock?4.7 inches and 5 inches around. Have you ever been cuckolded? Did you meet the man who slept with your wife? i do think i did, but am not sure. Were you grateful, jealous?jelious she flirted alot. Does your penis make you feel inferior, worthless?yes Do you wish your dick were bigger or - maybe shorter?bigger Tell me your small penis fantasies.get caught stroking it and they all laugh.

Small Penis Humiliation & You

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:33:17 -0500

Author: Microboy
Date: Dec 31, 2010 3:05 PM

I have a real micropenis and enjoy SPH because it is all I have ever known. I love to be humilitated by women and have taken to wearing panties to remind me of my short commings.