Rating a man's penis by size
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Earlier we saw that there are women who will openly admit that they care how big a man’s penis is. Take Princess Crissy for example:
- 10 inches or bigger- OMG SPLIT ME BABY!!!!!
- 8-9 inches- Perfect dick with feet for ALL females
- 7 inches- above average, totally fuckable
- 5-6- most males fit in this category, yawn, it is NOT the motion, SIZE MATTERS!!!!
- 3-4 inches- laughing at the thought of you thinking you should be allowed to climb on a girl.
- Below 3- you are a girl, your ovaries and clit just were put on the outside by mistake.
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Comments
Well at the risk of seeming like I’ve had a huge amount of penises,I have to comment about the size issue.In my experiece,(approx 15 male lovers)most erect penises have been 5 or 6 inches long.And perfectly satisfying as long as the man has some experience and I recommend doggy style for the best penetration.Now,the girth is what’s MUCH more important!!! My current boyfriend is about 7” and quite thick,he also knows how to move and is rarely a “minute-man” In my opinion any woman who needs more than 6” must have quite a large um…opening.Fyi-I’ve had 2 kids-and while the thickness of the penis works wonders for me,hits all the right spots- I guess to each her(or his)own!I’m w/the “it’s in the way that you use it” fraction.
Posted by: Kathleen | April 20, 2005 10:54 PM
well ihave had a fare amount of men and some have been 5-6 inches and a couple have been about 7-8. None of them knew really what to do with their penis. Right after the act i barely knew they even had been there. I have a boyfriend now and hes about 5 inches and thick and let me say he sure makes me remeber he was ‘there’ he knows what to do with it. He has great motion. I do wish he was bigger sometimes but with his thicknes i don’t think i could take it bigger lol. so it is the motion that counts alot too. as long as your at least 5.5 inches you fine with me, just learn how to move!
Posted by: amie | April 21, 2005 7:41 AM
I’ve only known a couple of women to express themselves on penis size without repeating the clichés. They both said thickness gave more physical satisfaction than length.
Given physical realities enjoyment of length may have more to do with symbolic erotic power than improved coitus.
I was lucky in that the first couple of people I slept with knew what they were doing so I picked up proper lovemaking from them. My guess is that many men begin with horny, nervous high school fumbling and never get past that stage.
Posted by: Richard | April 21, 2005 7:58 AM
Well I have never had kids and no My hole is not big, I just like to really cum and a small penis is not going to hit My g spot. According to studys most women have never even had a g spot orgasm, and well I am all about ME, not love, not emotion, do not care at all about that mushy,sappy stuff, most girls are in to. So I am with the fraction if you going to fuck Me do it right, make Me cum hard and then go away!!!!
Posted by: Princess Crissy | April 21, 2005 10:31 AM
10 inches would scare me…put that thing away, boy! MY fiancee is 6 inches erect and he satisfies me completely….there is such a thing as TOO big
Posted by: Rowan | April 23, 2005 6:52 PM
I am a mushy romantic but have never thought there was anything wrong with selfish greedly lust.
I’d hoped I’d get more comments from women who haven’t been brainwashed into accepting the Lifetime Network images of sex.
Posted by: Richard | April 24, 2005 1:13 PM
The g-spot is about 3 inches in, so a guy with an average penis should be able to hit it with no problem. Guys with an 8 inch penis or larger make up about 5% of the male population (according to most studies I’ve see), so I’m not sure who these porn stars are that April seems to be sleeping with.
Posted by: JoeBloggs | April 25, 2005 10:16 AM
Well.. I was one that absolutely had to have an above average size (7 - 8 inches). Its that old G-Spot thing BUT…I have recently found out that, yep, its all in how you use it!! Found a fabulous man that has an average size (and girth) penis. So… I am a convert. It doesn’t matter what size you are, it all depends on how you use it!!!
Posted by: LadyGreyEyes | April 28, 2005 8:19 PM
Well, I agree with the “size doesn’t matter, it’s if you know how to use it or not”….I will say one thing….size does matter to an extent - there is TOO small and there is TOO big. Someone that barely has 4 to 5 inches, for me, that’s like “what the h*ll do you want me to do with that…and someone with 9+, that’s like bigger than my foot, no thank you! I have no children and am by no means loose, but I can say I prefer a man with 6-8 1/2 inches long and someone that is thick!!
Posted by: Sacred | May 2, 2005 9:29 PM
i thank as lone as a penis is 5 inches it is great more then 7 inches is to big but under 5 in is too small so size does matter some what
Posted by: alias | May 3, 2005 3:58 PM
I used to say that size didn’t matter, but I then had someone smaller than the previous someone, and realised that despite a very very high level of skill (on both their parts, lucky me), I liked the bigger guy.
Not that I took out a ruler or anything. And it was likely the girth that made the difference, though he was bigger in both ways. I think.
Posted by: Anonymous | May 15, 2005 1:24 AM
‘Tallulah [Bankhead] had sworn to herself (and anyone within earshot) never to sleep with any man who wasn’t “hung like Barrymore,” and went on to claim that she had stuck to her word. (Since she also claimed five hundred or more conquests, perhaps she wasn’t always so picky.) One of Tallulah’s party tricks was to escort guests to the master bedroom, fling back the covers from the bed in which Emery was sleeping, and crow, “Did you ever see a prick as big as that before?”’
From an article in The New Yorker.
Posted by: Tight Sweater Boy | May 15, 2005 6:00 AM
my penis is 2.5 inches and I am 55 years old.please make a comment
Posted by: bryan | May 16, 2005 4:25 AM
My comment would be: “Bad luck, but your right hand’ll never leave you” :-p.
Posted by: Kit | May 18, 2005 11:10 AM
Losers!
Pathetic losers!
Admit it: you are ashamed by how little you have to offer a woman.
Right?
Posted by: Well Hung Stud | September 26, 2005 4:40 PM
The bigger the better! Even if I can’t take it all I can stroke it with my hands.
Posted by: Dorothy | November 8, 2005 8:07 AM
If the dick is fat, that’s were I’m at.
Posted by: luvly lips | November 24, 2005 12:08 AM
Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.
Posted by: Spammer! | July 9, 2006 6:58 PM
my penis is 5.5 to 6 inches and from my experiance some woman are more sensitive then others. it doesnt matter how tight they are but some need a little special extra something.
sex with my penis is usually better in some positions then others but as most woman figure out, im a cunnilingus junkie.
so yea, if your a guy thats not an elephant then develop skills that makes the whole experiance great for the gal. and if your a girl that cant get anything out of anything less then a ribbed cucumber then sucks for you
Posted by: Roadie | November 20, 2006 4:39 PM
I agree with Roadie, some women are more sensitive than others. There’s nothing worst than a lady with a stubborn pussy. I have 8.5 inches and I know how to work it pretty well, but let’s face it some women are just harder to please than others.
Posted by: BlackScorpian_VII | November 25, 2006 12:55 AM
im 16 i got six inches… comment
Posted by: Anonymous | November 28, 2006 2:42 PM
What sort of comment are you expecting? Congratulations? Laughter?
Posted by: Dr. Sexology | November 28, 2006 4:55 PM
Im 16 with a six inch penis.. uve never been with a girl… i would like girls to respond with comments so i know what to expect
Posted by: Anonymous | November 29, 2006 3:51 PM
Ummm, the g spot is NOT “three inches in, where just about any man can find it”. If that were true more women would be bragging about experiencing a g-spot orgasm. The g-spot is in an angled place inside the woman and it DOES take sufficient length, as well as the proper “curve” in either the stroke or penis to consistently hit it. I have had some 35 penises attempt the venture, only three made it, and each one was longer than 7 inches. I don’t know where you men are getting your statistics from. only 8% of men have penises longer than 6”? hardly. The 6” average is a median average, not a mean, meaning most men are around six inches, not that only such a small percentage are above it. Other sources have the rates as much higher, at least in the US, and there seems to be a trend toward larger members in the last 100 years compared to previous centuries. Some theories as to why this is taking place are better nutrition and healthcare in America during youth. All I can say is, I’m almost jealous of the next generation of sexually active women!
Oh yeah, size matters a LOT, so if you’re a man trying to make yourself feel better by whining “most men are only six inches”, don’t take that as a consolation. All that means is that most women are HIGHLY and FREQUENTLY unsatisfied in bed. And you know that’s true, otherwise the “headache excuse” wouldn’t even exist. We don’t want to mess up our night smelling your sweat and pretending to feel something you haven’t got.
Posted by: empressG | January 8, 2007 12:53 PM
My wife overheard a bunch of women looking at a male underwear billboard and said all the girls said they would want the guy in the ad with the big bulge. I, being only 5” replied, “yeah right that is just a visual thing like men and big boobs. Most women don’t really want more than average.” She snickered and said “um…okay…you just keep telling yourself that.” We rarely have sex and I believe size is the reason. She is just not that into it and I think she would be if I were bigger.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 13, 2007 1:40 PM
well i have been with lots of men and my current BF is only about 4”. my last BF was 7” at least and let me tell you its a big difference. granted i don’t think size matters but i think if you got at least 5” and know how to use it I’ll be fine. My current BF knows how to but… its small (i dare not say that to him) but at least its really thick. If he wasn’t I think I’d have to leave him. Sorry…
Posted by: Tiana | April 3, 2007 9:04 PM
Belive me: Size does matter! My dick is fully erect only 2,7” long and I can’t satisfy a woman. I think all under 4” should be honest to themselves: We are smalldick-lossers!
Posted by: Skoti | April 22, 2007 2:01 PM
This is rediculous! Everyone knowsthat size matters. I am 7” and take aviagra to det rock hard and most women have taken me all the way in with ease. To much ease. there was no struggle what so ever . And many of them did’nt even moan. I am also slighly thicker than average.
Posted by: Anonymous | May 3, 2007 9:35 PM
I am 4” long. Is this classed as “small”???
Posted by: notsure | June 16, 2007 6:50 PM
I’m 6 and a bit inches erect and I’ve never been with a girl. There just seems to be so much emphasis on perfection in today’s society that, even though I’m apparently average, reading all this I feel inadequate, and frankly I’m so afraid, terrified of disappointing a girl at first glance that I’ve never even tried. I know my cousin’ has a 7 and a half inches and he has a very pretty girlfriend who’s been with him for months. I just feel so jealous, because in my mind I could never get a girl like her, and it’s all because of my less than huge penis size. There are so many perfect people on television today, and so much emphasis on physical characteristics, and girls seem to be in control like never before, rejecting lads left and right for the tiniest flaws. I’m just a person like everyone else and I don’t wanna feel insignificant. I wanna make a girl happy and know that she really is happy without worrying, worrying, worrying that Billy Bloggs with his eight-incher could steal her away with one flash of his tackle. lol Like a lot of people in today’s society,guy and girls, I’m tired of feeling like shit because of things I can’t control, things I was born with. Sorry if it sounds like I’m bitching, but I’m just getting my concerns off my chest. I mean, the common consensus amongst girls these days seems to be: Give him a test drive and if his engine isn’t big enough, curb him for a bigger better model. I’m not a car people! I’m a human being! lol
Posted by: James | June 21, 2007 5:37 PM
All these arguments about the “G Spot” being so far up in a woman that only some 9 inch dick can hit it are funny. I’ve not seen any evidence that supports these claims.
In fact, they seem to indicate that it really is not that far inside, not to mention AFAIK G spot orgasms are triggered NOT by rubbing or friction, but by pressure.
I have a feeling a lot of the big dick needs of some women is as much psychological as physical. While I’m sure a dick that is bigger than average feels different. I’m not convinced it has that much bearing on her ability to achieve orgasm. More so on her mental feeling of being taken (dominated) by the powerful male.
Since the phallus represents male power, it makes sense that a big dick is going to appeal to the psyche of a woman that “needs” it.
That said, I’m sure there will be plenty of women replying telling me I dont know what Im talking about. Maybe so, but I have had plenty of lovers and I’ve fist fucked and used some very large toys with many, and none of them came as hard or as often as when my “average” sized cock was in them.
Posted by: mark | June 27, 2007 4:26 PM
I have an 8” dick and have a nice thickness all I have to say is, yes, size does matter, all the women ive fucked have commented on my size and see it as a real visual turn on and I never fail to hit the right spot…everyone loves big cocks les face it, even though many women are too timid to admit it. They try to be good girls and tell you your small penis is fine, its how you use it, but really they want to be fucked senseless by the big dicked alpha-male. Hell, ive even decided to start hanging 20 pounds of weight from my cock for at least a half hour to an hour a day to gain length and girth and so far I can see some positive changes. SO my advice to all men is don’t kid yourself, your size will always matter to them to some extent at least, they’ll most often deny it, but they care. Also I really know how to use it, so for all you oither guys who have big dicks and think they have it made just because its big, your wrong, learn how ot use it right and women will fall completely in love with you.
Posted by: dave | August 9, 2007 5:21 AM