Transportation Safety Administration Forbids Dildo
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As Dennis Bell, owner of the Athletic Model Guild found out the Transportation Safety Administration is made nervous by aluminum dildos:
“We were almost through security when one of our bags got pulled from the conveyor belt,” Bell said. “After three passes, they finally called for a manual bag check, and I knew exactly what was up. The TSA agent, who looked like an extra from Showgirls, pulled that foot-long, shiny dildo out of the bag and she was clearly confused.
“Our production manager, Leandro Marques, explained that it was a dildo, and Ms. Vegas was all, ‘I’ve never seen one like this before,’” Bell continued. “After every agent within shouting distance had a chance to ogle it, they told us that we couldn’t take it on the plane because it posed a safety risk. They said that if it were latex, there’d be no problem.
Oddly this doesn’t make me feel the slightest bit like I’m being protected from a real terrorist threat.
Houston Airport Security Mistakes Dildo for Lethal Weapon
Silly federal government?
