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A British aristocrat is using his title to sell vibrators:

Not just any vibrators, mind you, but “precious metal” thrill-sticks in 24-karat gold or platinum ($475, plus tax) made by San Francisco company Jimmyjane.

“It’s all about living sexy as a lifestyle,” said a company spokeswoman, who confirmed that Albemarle was on their board of advisers. Apparently he pops them out at parties, and the little devils just sell themselves.

“He’s always calling to say ‘the queen of this’ or ‘that celebrity’ loved it and wants one,” said the rep.

It’s a pleasure doing business

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