David B. Dildo

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David Beckham, Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn have had a line of dildos named after them. Beckham doesn’t have anything to say about it but the latter two are mighty upset.

A spokeswoman for the company admitted they had purposefully named the products to suggest a connection with the footballing stars.

She said: “The association with the footballers was intentional. Their well trained and muscular bodies and strong legs excite the fantasies of female fans.”

Football stars in dildo action

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