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The latest advance in text message sex:

Apparently, you crack off a quick SMS containing a secret six-digit tag which enables the device. Twenty-six letters each have three “different movement profiles” with five speeds and three time settings. This allows 45 possible effects from any single letter and an astounding “7200 variations from a single text message”.

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