Be careful with that glass dildo

Dangers of dropping a glass dildo:

I just came within an inch of slicing myself to pieces. Walking across my living room clutching a glass dildo, I slipped on a cat toy. As I stumbled, the dildo flew out of my hand. I sprung forward with all my might and, unbelievably, made a last-minute save, a hair before the instrument hit the ground and exploded. This, I feel, sums up people’s hesitancy to embrace glass dildos: They don’t bounce; they shatter into thousands of lethal bits.

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