Pickled Penis

» Romance

Usually tales of wives chopping off a spouse’s phallus are anything but romantic. A German widow planned to preserve it as a token of good times had with her husband. Pesky authorities arrested her.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”

Wife chopped off late hubby’s willy

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Richard

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