Perfect Alibi

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Lies cost anywhere from a little less than $10 to more than $60.

The Perfect Alibi agency has been such a success in providing straying Germans with plausible excuses for a weekend away that it is to open an office in Austria next month.

Love rats scurry to alibi firm

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