My Bride, My Cow

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A Russian man is seeking permission to wed a cow:

The farmer from the Kemerovo region in southern Siberia said: “All the girls have left our small village and moved to the city, so I cannot find a woman to be with. But I see the solution to the problem. I love animals very much and want to ask when we will be allowed in Russia to marry domestic animals, such as cows?”

Russian wants to marry a cow

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