Honest personal ads

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Wireless Flash offers samples of the personal ads that will run in the June issue of Esquire, an example:

"It's true, I've eaten one too many bonbons in recent days, and my pants are feeling a little snugger. Yet despite my spare tire, ghetto booty and the mountain of laundry taking over my room, I'm cute."

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