Well, what is the world's longest penis extension?

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Jerramy Fine was hired by the Guinness Book of Records to determine the truth of some of the odder claims. But she found herself fired.

“They also were upset about an anecdote I had about the longest penis extension. They told me that I could have chosen something ‘more wholesome, like the 100 metre dash’. This is all coming from a company that is promoting salacious records such as how many naked people can fit into a roller coaster.”

Guinness Book sets a record of its own: oddest employment dispute in publishing

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Jerramy Fine is a woman.

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