Copper John a lesser man

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The statue of Copper John, a continental soldier that sits atop the state's Auburn Correctional Facility, was removed earlier this summer for renovation.

Prison Officials Order Statue's Crotch Size Reduced

Neither the prison's superintendent nor the state Department of Correctional Services would discuss the reason for the order. Department spokeswoman Linda Foglia confirmed the alteration took place.

Statue's vital parts shaved by prison officials

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