Science of female pubic hair
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Professor Asaki Geino says his research has shown him that women - or is it just Japanese women - can be reduced to the qualities of their pubic hair. Well men have often thought equally stupid things about women.
Your basic inverted triangular shape:
"Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is."
Oblong:
"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don't like sitting at home on their own."
Beware women whose pubic hair resemembles "mouth of a river" (?) - they'll cheat on you.
Japan's success down to pubic hair...
