Polka-dot bikini garden gnomes

» Oddball

A man in Barnsley, England, was forced to paint swimsuits on his garden gnomes after police told him his neighbors were complaining the naked statues were offensive. The gnomes previously had their breasts and bare buttocks exposed, but now they have been covered up with a polka-dot bikini and shorts.

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