Penis in a bottle

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A Swedish woman made an unlikely discovery when she found a penis in her bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed was fortunate enough to spot the organ before she put the sauce on her bread rolls.

However, her husband Stefan and children Madeleine and Simon were not so lucky and had to forfeit their lunch.

A bit of sauce

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