Trailer Hitch Dildo
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Sagacious Violet Blue asks a young physician what odd things he has had to remove from the patients’ anuses:
I was stunned. “Ohmigawd,” I squeaked, “what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever found?” He said, ewwww, a trailer hitch. Trailer hitch, as in… “Yes. Like the kind you haul things with on the back of a truck,” he said. “It was awful — let me just tell you, it was a very well-used trailer hitch. Really dinged up. I think the guy must have been seriously injured from it.”
What are the Bay Area’s most common rectal foreign objects?

