Onanibics: masturbation aerobics
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Dr. Hideo Yamanaka has devised what he calls the masturbation diet regimen. Really though copulation with a partner would take less time and be more fun.
"Ejaculation raises the basic metabolism of muscles and consumes calories," the doctor says. "With fewer calories, subcutaneous fat is consumed, and making it easier to trim down.
"But," the doctor goes on, "there's no point in ordinary activity. An ordinary young person would have to do it 100 more times a month for it to have any effect."
Wanking your way to weight loss
