Waiter, There's a Condom in My Pizza

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New Zealand’s Hell’s Pizza certainly has a gift for offending the local prudes.

The small pamphlet advertising the Lust pizza contains a condom, and explicit instructions on how to use the condom during sex.

Phrases include ‘…put the condom on while the penis is erect…’, ‘…after ejaculation and while the penis is still erect…’, and ‘…do not allow penis or condom to touch vagina after withdrawal…’.

Instead have unsafe sex and kill your partner or yourself.

There is also a link to “Meat Lovers Pizza” which a Rape Crisis Centre contacted expressed concern at.

When I’ve bought an all meat pizza it has never inspired a single lustful thought. I have to worry about anyone who thinks it might.

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Richard | November 02, 2006 •
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