Orange Orgasm

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Whiskey blending in the UK.

Then Robbo says: "Our next whiskies will be called Orange Orgasm, Vibrant Vanilla and Citrus Sensation."

These will be funky, flavourful blends of whiskies of different origins - Scotland, America, Japan, Ireland, wherever. "We tried our new mixed origin blends on 65 hard-nosed whisky aficionados at a whisky fair. We thought we�d be drummed out of the room by the serious maltesers, but we got a standing ovation."

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