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Sometimes press releases can be amusing.

Chemically heating up your penis is a very personal thing. Once as I young man I spread Wintergreen oil on mine thinking it’d feel great. Twenty minutes later the cold water from the faucet finally left it feeling at least tolerable.

And once I wiped myself intimately after crushing a Habernos pepper in my fingers. Whew!

Warmth I’m sure can be fun. Just as long as the temperature is just right.

The survey involves using Stroke 29: a male masturbation cream that heats up from repetitive stroking. The texture supposedly transforms at around the twenty-ninth stroke to simulate the sensation of aroused human tissue. The makers of Stroke 29 claim it lasts longer than the user, and the survey aims to test this theory, whilst staging a historic investigation into the oldest form of solo male entertainment in the world.

LoveHoney Announces Stroke 29 Shoot Out Survey

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