What if Google Produced Pornography?

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Just imagine the world’s mightiest search engine deciding to enter the pornography industry:

ADAM [thinking]: “Hmm… how about a ’personalized Google porn page’?”

LARRY: “Yeah, like a Google info portal. Like Google Finance. But for dirty pictures.”

SERGEY: “And videos.”

LARRY: “Yeah, and you’d configure it to your personal tastes. Like, there’d be a ’fetish’ dropdown menu, and you can pick anything from bikini pics to [truck drives by the window, obfuscates speaking] to celebrity snapshots etc.”

SERGEY: “We might even suggest a new fetish based on the mixture of other fetish selections.”

ERIC: “Will there be midget porn?”

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