Some Fat Hairy Guy in Rural Texas
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I’m glad to see the general comfort and praise of Second Life and Red Light Center in the popular media. But it doesn’t hurt to remember that for some folks pixel passion isn’t necessarily a replacement for fleshly fun.
I’m left with the dude. He propositions me for a quickie, and next thing I know the screen shows our cartoon avatars having sex – perhaps the creepiest thing I’ve seen. At one side of the screen are a slew of position options. Understanding I’m new, he takes care of all that. Before I know it, he’s done and gone, but not without a 10-second snuggle.
As I get ready to leave, someone engages me in a chat. I turn around to see a tall dark girl with platinum hair. I guess it’s time for some lesbian action. I’m given the option of using a strap-on, and off we go. She seems to enjoy it and tells me (s)he’s about to spray her keyboard. That’s where reality kicks in.
I’m weirded out by the prospect of some fat hairy guy getting off somewhere in rural Texas, but being polite, I fake an orgasm, thank her and leave.
Getting a grip on my digital virginity
