God's Manhood

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Thoughts inspired by the commonplace beliefs that God exists and is a guy:

Then there is the penis problem. Think it through. If you believe the Almighty is male, then you also believe that he has a penis, right? So my question to you Male God Believer types is, what does he need a penis for? Is God flogging the bishop? Because he sure as Christ ain’t getting laid. Who has a vagina vast enough to accommodate the immense phallus of The Lord thy Father?

Sexing God

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My thanks,
Richard

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