Secretary Bites Off Employer's Penis
» Embarrassing
Reportedly a secretary was in a car with her boss and fellating him. The car was bumped by a van causing the secretary’s teeth to come together with sufficient force to cause an unintended penectomy.
On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.
The Register: Car-prang secretary bites off boss’s todger
I can believe she bit his cock. But not that she bit it off: that would take considerable force. But wouldn’t make as colorful a story.
