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A British man with a special penile implant finds that his neighbor’s garage door opener causes his phallus to become involuntarily erect.

CALLER: I had a problem with impotence and I had an operation in Turkey and got an implant which would help.

HOST: I know the sort of thing.

CALLER: But what is happening now is every time my neighbour comes back in their 4 x 4, I get an erection.

Garage door remote triggers man’s erection

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