Dangers of Pissing in a Bottle

» Embarrassing

A man, apparently drunk, was found with his penis stuck in a beer bottle at a bus station in Johor Baru.

The man, in his 50s, is said to have inserted his penis into the bottle to urinate.

The people who arrived to help him hadn’t a clue as to what to do.

However, upon entering the emergency ward, he asked to “go out for a while” and then fled the hospital.

And hasn’t been seen since. I do hope he managed to free his penis.

Never pee in beer bottle when drunk

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