Parcel with a Penis

» Crime & Punishment

Discovering that you’ve agreed to take care of a package containing testicles, tongue and penis must be a huge surprise.

Phosha, during an application for bail in the Thohoyandou Magistrate’s Court, revealed that he had received the body parts from a herb seller, Robert Dzebu. “Dzebu came to my home early in the morning and told me he had a nice parcel for me. When he opened the parcel, I found that it was human body parts. I asked him where he got them, and he told me he had bought them from an undertaker in Musina. I told him my practice did not use the blood of people, and he asked me to keep them for a while, as he feared the police on the road. I kept the body parts in a tin which I stored in the cleft of a tree at my home. Dzebu never came back until the police arrested him.”

I only kept body parts for a friend

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