Don't flirt with the arresting officer
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Trooper Jennifer Fiske encountered one of the silliest drunks I can imagine:
“Then he said, ‘You have beautiful green eyes,’ and he started touching my arm,” Fiske said. “I’d had enough of that.”
Fiske got out of the car and went around to the passenger seat to handcuff Murray, she said. She said she had one of his hands cuffed and was working to apply the other handcuff when he tried to wrestle it from her and cuff her to him, saying, “I just want us to be tied together.”
She had to rap him with her ‘baton’ to get him behave.
State trooper not amused by OUI suspect’s advances
