Jessica Simpson's Breasts

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Are Jessica Simpson’s tits not getting the attention they merit? From a very reliable source comes this story of Simpson’s efforts to revive her mammmary gland’s prominence:

According to Simpson, breasts are the leading cause of film careers among women ages 18 to 35. However, if agents and producers fail to screen them early and often, the resulting lack of public awareness could lead to a rapid deterioration of sexy roles and, eventually, a premature end to one’s career.

Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign

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