Fellatio Without Fame
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Everyone feels entitled to special attention nowadays. Even groupies. But really what is there to be said about someone who was just part of an army of serial providers of quickly forgotten orgasms to pop stars?
The lustful fan is a more complicated character than the quick television edits dictate. Modern groupies want their 15-minute share of fame, asserting themselves through tawdry memoirs and talk show gigs. They’re passing along trivia about penis size, championing songs written in their honor, and demanding a place in show-biz history. In short, these women want to be known for more than blow jobs — which would be admirable if they had more to add to the discussion than whose dicks ended up in their grip.
The view from Jimmy Page’s pants: groupies claim their 15 minutes
