Celebrity Small Penis Humiliation
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Katie Price and Peter Andre
Katie Price aka Jordan is a British Page 3 Girl-cum-model famous mostly for her breast enlargement surgeries. Peter Andre is a pop star.
… Andre was a rabbit caught in Price’s headlights. She liked him, too, so she looked in his shorts and told him he had a tiny penis.
They eventually got married, even though she kept on telling him – and a million or so viewers every week – that he still had a tiny penis. I don’t mean once or twice – I mean repeatedly, for years on end. Recently, on The Graham Norton Show, following a complaint from Andre about infrequent sex, Price said he took “too long” (45 minutes, since you ask), and on a recent episode of their reality show she repeatedly trotted out her favorite line about her husband’s “acorn”. He dumped her shortly afterward, although it is still unclear whether the dumpage will lead to divorce or to a lavishly remunerated reconciliation via the pages of OK! magazine
That’s no pistol in your pocket, my little darling
