Praise His Manhood?

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1. With your voice: build him up as a sexual man. Complement on his manhood. Tell him his manhood is to big, that it¡¯s too hard, too thick, that yours is too little for such a huge one . When he does enter you, tell him how good his manhood feels, how it fills you totally. When you come, come loudly, animalistically. Tell him how good it feels as you¡¯re approaching orgasm. Ask for ¡°more, more, more¡± and ¡°hard and deep; deeper.¡± Scream at the moment of orgasm, so loudly you must have been heard three floors or houses away.

2. With your hand, shave his balls for him as he lies in bed. As you do, tell him how handsome his balls are, how you love his balls. Ignore his manhood getting hard, except to shave it, too. Focus on the shaving of his balls. Use a warm, wet towel clean the shaving cream away. Then stroke and kiss his. Be focused and obsessed with his balls, like every has been

3. With Your Breasts: In the bed, have him sit astride you and put his manhood between your breasts. Apply baby oil then push your breast against his, as though it were a hot dog and your breasts were the hot dog bun. Use your hands both to hold your breast against his penis, and to stroke his manhood, telling him you want him to come on your face.

4. With Your Vagina: Tell him you want him to make love you slowly, so he can feel as you squeeze your tight, toned vaginal muscles around his penis. Respond to each movement of his manhood with an almost reflexive, uncontrollable squeeze of your vaginal muscles, as though his manhood¡¯s movement brings from you a primitive, instictional sexual response beyond your willful control.

5. With the tip of your tongue: Keeping only the very tip of your tongue very wet, lightly stroke the frenulum (the underside of the manhood) just below the head), then continue tracing a light stroke all the way down to his balls, where you explore his balls, then lightly stroke north again to his frenulum. Suddenly, plunge his whole manhood into your mouth for two seconds only. Then, return to the frenulum, then to his balls that you now suck hungrily. Go back north lightly to the frenulum. Surprise-kiss him again. Continue until you drive him crazy.

Py Kim Conant is the author of ¡°Sex Secrets of an American Geisha: How to Attract, Satisfy, and Keep Your Man¡± (Hunter House). Py has appeared on radio shows nationally. Py teaches a class on ¡°Get Married in a Year¡± for the Learning Annex in Los Angeles. Looking for relationship, dating and sex tips? Visit Py¡¯s website at http://www.AmericanGeishaHouse.com

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