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Small Penis Humiliation Humor
You find the silliest stuff on Yahoo Answers:
Guys: Do you actually care about penis size?
Seems like there are so many questions about it, but I just figure, there’s nothing I can do about it, so who cares?
I guess I just find it weird that I’ve never given it much thought nor cared much about it.
He doesn’t care but he posts questions about it. Ahem.
In the follow ups there’s a passing reference to Lady Gaga’s statement that she only has sex with well hung men (Lady Gaga is too gifted a manipulator of mass media for anything she says to be taken literally). That lead to these supposed celebrity female cock size expectations. Enough to keep you feeling humiliated through the end of the year I’d think.
There’s quite a list of female singers who are size queens. Janet Jackson called herself a size queen in a magazine interview and said that when she becomes aware a guy isn’t packing she loses interest in the date. Beyonce has written and sang a couple of songs about big dicks and married Jay-Z who every chick that has been with him says he is by far the biggest they had ever had. Lil Kim is vocal about he must be at the very least 7” long and thick. She wrote and rapped a song in which she says to look at her big booty pelvic region and realise she needs more. Christina Aguilera also is reported to be a size queen and actually did a song video with Lil Kim in which they said something about little dicks. It was reported to be worse than when released but they were forced to clean it up some before it could be aired. Britney Spears once made fun of Timberlake’s penis size on tv in front of millions of viewers holding her fingers a couple of inches apart. She said his trousersnake was more like a trouserworm. Then at a later time when she and Federline had the reality tv show she said on the show that sex with Federline was 10 times better than with Timberlake because Federline could go deep and that every time she he went deep it was an ecstatic feeling. There are some other female singers but I’ll stop here.
Some other well known names come to mind but they aren’t singers. Pam Anderson who openly admits she prefers big dicks. Heather Locklear who once said in an interview that she prefers rockers and big penises and said that she had been “lucky” in that every guy she had dated was a rocker plus had a big dick. Both she and Pam Anderson were married to Tommy Lee, who has a big dick. Kim Kardasian is said to be a size queen but I don’t know if that is just rumor or not. Supermodel Nicole Campbell also said to be one. She has briefly dated Tommy Lee before. Nicole Richie said in an interview that she doesn’t like short ones. Some took that to mean she’s a size queen but she didn’t come right out and say it had to be long so it’s hard to say.
