Sex is Funny

A young man who really likes his girlfriend has an extreme case of podophilia:

Our sex life is all right, but I have a major foot fetish and don’t orgasm at all through “normal” sexual intercourse. My girlfriend thinks this a problem and will only occasionally give me “foot jobs” if I really want to get off.

A fetish is bad only when it causes unhappiness.

It would be foolish for this guy to try to give up his foot addiction. It would only cause frustration. Frustration that would grow more intense as he continued to force himself to remain unsatisfied.

But he might be able to expand his sexuality to also enjoy traditional sex. That would make it more likely he can find and keep a romantic partner.

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I can see at least a couple of you rolling your eyes and saying Oh no! Not another one Richard!

I’ll explain why I’ve created yet another more or less general sexuality blog elsewhere.

For now I’ll just post a pointer to an eclectic, inclusive sampling of sex, sexual pluralism and erotic culture*:

Erotopicon

* Yeah, I need to come up with something less pretentious / precious.

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In America the image of couples meeting in motels is thought sleazy and shameful. In Japan hotels dedicated to providing private space for sexual sexual self-fulfillment are thriving.

“It’s a natural human desire. Even these days, on the weekend, every love hotel is full of people — it’s hard to get in. You can never stop sexual desire,” said a young woman with her boyfriend in Tokyo who laughed in embarrassment when asked for her name.

CNN: Love hotel business zooms despite downturn

• Free Hotel Room Did Not Include Sex Worker
• Did You Forget Your Inflatable Doll

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Cheesecake is a popular offering on cellphones overseas. But in America even Apple a company that markets itself as hip and cool is afraid to offer photographs of topless lasses.

The Hottest Girls iPhone app is not new, but as of Thursday, it added photos of topless women to its gallery of “2200+ sexy bikini babes and lingerie models.”

Apple rejects soft-core porn iPhone app

But erotica lite will be coming to your iPhone soon:

… Sports Illustrated. The Time Inc. magazine plans to launch an iPhone app version of its vaunted swimsuit edition July 7 and doesn’t need any added competition from apps featuring topless women.

SI Corners The App Market On Topless Women

Silly prudishness.

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Vanilla Girlfriend with Masochist Boyfriend

Maybe she is what he needs

A young woman who has a lover with a trample fetish and desire to be humiliated shares her shock and disgust with an advice columnist:

The only way he can get an erection is if he lays down on the floor and I walk over him calling him filthy names, and telling him how disgusting he is.

The columnist replies:

His unusual sexual needs stem from things that have happened in his past.

Wrong: the last thing the man should do is seek a therapist who will try to cure him. You can’t purge someone’s sexual orientation. And sadomasochistic needs are as much a form of orientation as gender preference.

If she isn’t sadistic then they ned to split up, not expect him to change his sexual needs. With luck she’ll find some commonplace vanilla guy. And he will find a women who enjoys walking on men and degrading them. (For fun of course.)

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Amazing excuse offered by citizen of Memphis Tennessee to explain why he had exposed is erect penis in public:

Hudgins told police officers that, although it might look like he was choking his chicken in Court Square, it was all a misunderstanding. Hudgins explained that he was only “giving his penis some air.”

I trust your penis - if you possess one - gets enough air.

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Men Are Such Liars Dept.

A woman met a man:

… she found he was a romantic, thoughtful and passionate lover and six months after meeting he moved into her flat in Bristol.

Jason, who regularly bought her flowers and jewelery, often went away at weekends, telling her he was training clients in a gym.

Really he was acting in pornographic movies. Whether from disgust at his profession or anger at his dishonesty she broke off their engagement to be married.

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Small Penis Humiliation Questionnaire

1. Have girls learned about your small penis and laughed at you? In high school, college - maybe your wife?
2. How short and thin is your cock?
3. Have you ever been cuckolded? Did you meet the man who slept with your wife? Were you grateful, jealous?
4. Does your penis make you feel inferior, worthless?
5. Do you wish your dick were bigger or - maybe shorter?
6. Tell me your small penis fantasies.

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That the sexual manipulation of children evokes visceral disgust is understandable. But the attempt to cope with teenage sexuality and child pornography leads to persecution of innocents:

… there are cases like the one involving 28-year-old Todd Senters, who videotaped himself having sex with his 17-year-old girlfriend. This happened in Nebraska, where the age of consent is 16, so the intercourse itself was legal. But under the federal Child Protection Act of 1984, a person in a pornographic performance is considered a child if he or she is under 18. So the tape was illicit even though the act was not—not a record of a crime, but still a crime itself.

Reason: The Blurry Boundaries of Child Porn

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Francesca Selley’s 32FF Bosom

I bet you didn’t know there was a Bra Star contest for women with large breasts. Surprisingly the tit competition is being sponsored by a lingerie maker and not a bottom-of-the-barrel Maxim clone.

One of the finalists, Francesca Selley’s, is a police officer. She gives us her unnecessarily series reasons for entering a boob contest:

“I decided to enter because I’ve always found it difficult to find underwear that fits and are nice at the same time.

“This contest is for women in lingerie with bigger boobs. They want an every day girl who looks quite natural,” she added.

Brit busty cop makes it to ‘Bra Star 2009’ final

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